So a girl I know posted this article on FB and I'm perplexed

"Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2" (pompei426) 06/06/2014 at 11:02 • Filed to: None

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No, it's not car related, but the article is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . One would think there's only one necessary way/step. STOP BEING A BITCH. Am I wrong?

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505Turbeaux > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:05

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oh but these types revel in being one. They see it as an asset

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 06/06/2014 at 11:07

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While most of the marginally sane react with an "okay, then" and look elsewhere. Want to play the alpha female game? Goodie for you.

For Sweden > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:08

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#NotAllWomen

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > 505Turbeaux 06/06/2014 at 11:09

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Don't really interact with her, for a reason. But, it's not like men make lists of 10 ways to deal with me when I'm an asshole. You get called an asshole and are in the wrong.

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/06/2014 at 11:09

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yup! this type of person usually will follow up some dumb someecards bullshit like this

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:09

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STOP BEING A BITCH

Quiet, you!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > For Sweden 06/06/2014 at 11:11

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Oh, no. I totally get that. It's more the irony. I know I'm the problem, but here are ten ways you can try to solve it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:11

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haha when it says they left logic land and entered emotion land the article could have stopped right there.

offroadkarter > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:11

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Stop oppressing her you bigot!

She is woman, here her bitch!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:12

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6. When I act like a child, think of me like a child

Yes because I want to date a child and that's not weird at all

2. If you don't know how to support me, ask

Why, so I can get yelled at?

4. If you can't handle it, leave

I will.

7. Have fun with it

Because getting yelled at by a crazy bitch is fun

1. Love me anyway

NO you too much of a crazy bitch!!!!!!!!!!

The person who created this list was a huge bitch!!!!!!!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/06/2014 at 11:13

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 06/06/2014 at 11:13

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"ecards bullshit" on FB = DANGER WILL ROBINSON regardless of age or gender.

spanfucker retire bitch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/06/2014 at 11:14

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Going to your Angry Dome, are ya?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > offroadkarter 06/06/2014 at 11:15

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I don't really know her, but I know she's single. So, this might be a factor as to why.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > spanfucker retire bitch 06/06/2014 at 11:15

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Yes, although I'm not sure why anymore. Whippersnappers.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/06/2014 at 11:18

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offroadkarter > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:19

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someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit

Racescort666 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:19

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Here's my method:

It's very effective.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:20

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This comment really hit the nail in the head.

"This sounds like a great outline for a book: "Femi-narcissism for Dummies".

Seriously, this is a pretty good window into what feminism has devolved into. It's the desire to have her cake and eat it too: We're all equal, and there should be no treating woman as "less than" in our society...and at the same time, I get to act "like a three year old" whenever I want to and you should put up with it because you love all of me.

Ummm...no. Just...no. Just like, the fact that young men have a perpetual woody isn't a free pass to be all rapey and Lord of the Flies.

You've got hormones? Welcome to the human race. Learn to deal with them in a way that doesn't make them anyone else's problem - including your partner's - or just leave the opposite sex alone until you are willing to do that particular bit of growing up work.

That's equal opportunity advice, for the menz and the womenz both."

Dsscats > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:22

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Same type of woman

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:22

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Am I right or am I right.

Grindintosecond > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:23

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My flame bait if this were ajezebell post:

sounds to me the article is a whiney piece demanding to get away with misbehaving when she dont wanna deal with shit she should deal with...a teenager who wont grow up.

Dudes deal with the shit or we avoid it with a beer and car therapy. We dont go insane for 8 days and demand the world accepts it as normal. Its not. Calm down baby. Dont worry about it so much. throwing gas on a fire by telling them to calm down? *slap* get your act together and quit spending all my money on starbucks coffee milkshakes.

That would be a tear up the day kind of trolling wouldnt it.

Dsscats > Dsscats 06/06/2014 at 11:24

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Where have all the lightweights gone? > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 11:27

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This discussion is so much better when we're not in the Jezebel zone. People can speak freely and flame suits aren't required!

Dsscats > Dsscats 06/06/2014 at 11:27

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Dsscats > Dsscats 06/06/2014 at 11:29

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Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > offroadkarter 06/06/2014 at 11:40

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here her bitch,

there her bitch,

everywhere her bitch bitch,

Old MacDonald had a ...

e i e i o

(now, what was the first word you put in at the end of the MacDonald line?)

Imirrelephant > Where have all the lightweights gone? 06/06/2014 at 11:41

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Pretty sure Jez is run by the type of women that would post that article to their FB page. I will occasionally read an article there, but commenting is a big fat no. I like to watch the trolls, not participate.

thebigbossyboss > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/06/2014 at 11:47

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Wait...I agree with # 3. Take care of yourself.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > thebigbossyboss 06/06/2014 at 11:48

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Because that's what I do when I leave.

thebigbossyboss > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/06/2014 at 11:49

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Harder to leave when driving woman in crap can pretend racecar.

Racescort666 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/06/2014 at 11:59

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Sometimes, I wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes. So I pick up my stick and poke that bear anyway.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 06/06/2014 at 12:05

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Grindintosecond 06/06/2014 at 12:07

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I think that would result in a damaged Miata.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Racescort666 06/06/2014 at 12:07

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Then she snaps your stick and says no sex tonite.

Racescort666 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/06/2014 at 12:15

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I read that as "Then she snaps you with the stick and says no sex tonight" then I re-read it and was a little disappointed my hypothetical scenario wasn't moving into S&M territory.

That being said, PornHub has never left me high and dry.

Mattbob > Racescort666 06/06/2014 at 14:33

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I do that everytime, and just laugh as it gets worse. She figures it out eventually and stops being a bitch.

Mattbob > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 14:35

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whoaaaaaa, is there a story behind this?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Mattbob 06/06/2014 at 14:46

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http://www.carthrottle.com/watch-a-mazda-…

Mattbob > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 06/06/2014 at 14:50

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weird, the link gets cut off with ellipses, and I can't click it. KINJAAAAAAA!!!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Mattbob 06/06/2014 at 14:54

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just go to car throttle and scroll down a bit. You'll find it.